No why would you do that! This is vile
Cute. *cradles*
Get off. Who’re you kid? Are you another one of Dickod’s runts?
Try Batman’s blood son. *sways* I see you’re still an infant, Todd. So tiny.
I’m malnourished, what’s your excuse midget?
B doesn’t have biological kids, anywho.
Yes he does. I’m not only his son, but the grandson of the demon. *pinches your cheeks* You want some food?
Fricking Talia?? Really! Jeez B, why you so dumb. I mean, no offence kid, but your mom’s a psycho
Oh trust me. I’m aware. She’s evil. What she does to you is worse.
What’she do to me? What’I did to her? How old are you even
I’m sixteen and you are too young to know. Now shut up and eat.
How. How old am I. No one told me
I honestly don’t know. Tim might know. Tim is your brother and Tim believes everyone is a comic book character.
Why do I have so many brothers?? I had 1/5 of a one and suddenly there ARE 5
Here’s your current family tree. Bruce is your adoptive father. Alfred. Your brothers are Dick, Tim, Damian, Luke, and Terry. Your sisters are Cassandra, Tara, and Helene. Damian and Terry are Bruce’s biological kids. Helene is his biological daughter from another universe. You have a niece named Mar’i who is Dick’sdaughter. Your a father. Your kids are Lian and Luke (baby Luke) you adopted Aiden who adopted me and Billy and you often call yourself my grandpa. Idk why. And I think that’s everyone.
Superboy 